Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Is it because I queefed?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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