eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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