It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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