Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
She bit a glass in half.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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