No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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