Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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