make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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