I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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