Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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