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we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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