it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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