Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I won the penis lottery.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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