Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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