i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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