my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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