I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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