Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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