i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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