I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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