The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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