They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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