are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
her vagine was all disorganized.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
