I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Dick very happy bro
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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