Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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