I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
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