Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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