At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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