she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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