ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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