I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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