I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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