he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize