I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
no you cant smoke seaweed
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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