She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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