im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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