How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think i have herpe
just one?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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