Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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