at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so that wasnt chicken after all
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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