Pappa wants mamma naked
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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