Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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