I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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