I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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