piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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