i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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