My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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