Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
