i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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