dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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