I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I deserve this hangover.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
