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Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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