We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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