i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
