I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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