Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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