ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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