So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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