My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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